( Gary meowing softly )
( honking loudly )
Wow, it's Sunday, Gary!
Guess what's for breakfast.
( meows )
That's right!
A sundae!
Whoops... looks like
we're out of ice cream.
Guess I'll have to use something else...
Ketchup!
( grunting )
Hmm... bananas... cherries...
Boring!
Ah, here we go!
Onions!
Ready, Gary?
( meows )
( plays sad tune )
( sniffling )
( bawling )
Just one more thing!
Pea...
nuts.
Gary, our peanuts jar is totally empty!
( burps )
Hmm...
Wait, I know one other place we can find peanuts.
Good thing I still have these peanut plants
growing in the windowsill.
A little texture never hurt.
There we go!
This sundae's going to taste great!
Aren't you going to help me, Gary?
Gary?
Oh, well.
More for me!
( gulping )
Mmm... ah!
Mmm.
You know what they say, Gary.
I'm easy like Sunday morning...
Okay, let's see my to-do list.
"Go to work, go to work, go to work..."
No, that's not right.
I need the one for Sunday.
Ah, here we go.
"Say hi to everyone in Bikini Bottom."
( panting )
Hello.
( gagging and groaning )
Some people are even late on Sunday.
Hi, Mailfish.
( sniffs )
( whistle blows )
Hi, Mrs. Crossing Guard.
( sniffs )
Mother of mercy!
( horn blows, kids scream )
( crash ) oh!
( blowing horns, crashing cymbals )
Wow, a parade!
Hi, parade.
Hi, tuba player, hi, drummer.
Hi, guy with the cymbals, hi, trumpeter.
Hi, tambourine girl.
Hi, timbale man, hi, didjeridoo player.
( playing )
Hi, triangle player
Hi, guy with the kettle drum.
Hi, pianist, hi, guy with the flute.
And hello, Dolly!
( yelling and groaning )
( doors slam )
( wind blowing )
Was it something I said?
Something weird is going on today.
Everyone's running away from me.
And now... giant piles of bubble gum?
Oh, what next?!
Hi, SpongeBob.
Oh, hi, Patrick.
I'm confused.
Yes, I am.
Patrick, everyone is running away from me.
Watch.
I just don't get it.
( rumbling )
PATRICK: I don't either.
I just don't get it.
I don't, either.
Maybe it's the way you're dressed.
BOTH: Nah.
Maybe it's your voice.
( cackling laugh )
( cackling laugh echoing )
Good one, Patrick.
Well, maybe it's just because you're ugly.
Ugly?!
You got to be kidding me.
Better try the reflection test.
Hi.
( sniffs )
Ugly...
( sniffling )
Oh, no...!
I can't be ugly!
I can't be!
I can't be ugly!
Am I ugly?
( crying )
Am I ugly?
My eyes, my eyes!
( tires squealing )
Ooh!
( crying ): l'm ugly!
( thunder crashing )
SpongeBob, can I borrow some bath beads?
( organ playing )
( plays harsh chord )
SpongeBob?
Go...
Run away like all the others.
( crying ): No one would want a friend as ugly as I am.
Sure they would!
It makes them feel better about the way they look.
Maybe a story will cheer you up.
It's called "The Ugly Barnacle."
Once there was an ugly barnacle.
He was so ugly that everyone died.
The end.
That didn't help at all.
( crying )
How long?
How long have I been ugly, Patrick?
As long as I can remember, you poor ugly thing, you.
Help me!
I'm so ashamed!
I'm spiraling!
Thanks, Patrick.
That's okay, Patrick.
Spiraling over.
Just do what I do when I have problems.
Scream!
Come on, buddy, I'll help you.
Okay, now... say it.
Say it.
I can't.
SpongeBob, you're never going to feel better
till you get this thing off your chest.
I know, Patrick.
Say it.
Say it...
I'm ugly.
You're ugly and what?
Square?
No, proud.
I'm ugly and I'm proud.
Good!
Say it louder.
I'm ugly and I'm proud.
Louder.
I'm ugly and I'm proud!
Louder!
I'm ugly and I'm proud!
Is that what he calls it?
( panting )
That felt great!
I feel empowered!
So what do you want to do now?
I don't know.
How about a movie?
Pardon me, ugly sponge coming through.
People respect self-esteem.
Hi, I'm very ugly
but you should enjoy the movie anyway.
Excuse me, sir.
I hope my horrible ugliness
won't be a distraction to you.
Not at all, boy.
( sniffs )
( screaming )
Don't worry about him, SpongeBob.
He's just a...
( crying )
SpongeBob...
SpongeBob, what's wrong?
( sniffling )
I can't do this, Patrick.
l've tried and I've tried, but...
l'm not always as confident as I look.
Maybe I'd better just go back and hide.
What is wrong with you people?!
Afraid to look ugliness in the face?
Well, here!
Look at it!
It's ugly, isn't it?
You look at it!
SPONGEBOB: Hello.
You look at it!
Hi...
look at it!
Look at it!
I want all of you
to look at it!
( crowd screaming )
They all ran away, Patrick.
I bet there's no line at the snack bar.
Hello?
They must be on break.
Oh, wait, Patrick, I just remembered.
I've got some of my peanut/onion sundae we can share.
( sizzling )
That looks great!
( gulps, slurps )
Ah...
( ratcheting and banging )
Oh... I got to go to the restroom!
I'm out of soap, can I borrow...
Stay back!
I just want some...
Here, here's my money!
Take it! Take it and go away!
My hands aren't that dirty.
( chuckling ): Hey, do you guys want to hear a bathroom joke?
( all gagging )
You trying to kill us?
( all mutter angrily )
Oh...! Oh...!
I... caught the ugly!
Patrick, is everything okay in here?
( sobbing )
What are you doing in there?
Wouldn't you like to know?
And why is that bag on your head?
Why?
Oh, no reason, except
you gave me the ugly!
( screams )
What am I going to do?
I can't go out looking like this.
Just remember what we talked about.
There's power in pride.
That may be fine for you
but I was one of the beautiful people.
Now look at me!
I'm almost as ugly as you!
( sniffs, retches )
I always thought
"if I was as ugly as that guy
I don't know what I would do."
Patrick...
what's my mom going to say?
Patrick...
Oh, my gosh! If my sister finds out...
Oh, wait, I don't have a sister.
If the bank... I mean
it's one thing if you have bad shoes
or even bad hair, but...
Patrick!
You're not ugly, your breath stinks.
Really bad.
Oh... what a relief.
Oh, Barnacle!
Patrick, what did you eat?
Oh, some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza.
No, I meant just this morning.
Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...
What else?
Well, I had
some of your sundae.
Sundae!
Patrick, my sundae gave us rancid breath!
What do you mean?
( retches )
I mean, we're not ugly...
We just stink!
Stink?
BOTH: Whoo-hoo!
We stink! We stink!
Oh, guess what, Squidward!
BOTH: We stink!
( both laughing )
SPONGEBOB: Oh, yeah!
I stink...!
PATRICK: I reek...!